so this is the plan

[...] no one will be offended.after all, this is a place for the over-indulgent.

wait, where's the line between indulgent and over-indulgent?

it doesn't matter. so i'll be the buffet and you'll be the bored guest.

we'll say you didn't mean to take so much. we'll say you thought you had room. the records will reflect your willingness to put back what you eventually realized you couldn't eat.

even though everyone knows that's against the rules.

even though everyone knows you're supposed to just throw it away.