things i wanted to tweet this weekend but didn't

  1. "if you're going to take the time to comment on something, i do wish you'd first take the time to read it. idk. call me crazy."
  2. "yes dear god thank you a straight man has told me what he thinks THAT NEVER HAPPENS."
  3. "wait, tumblr emails you now when ppl reblog your shit? that's weird."
  4. "SHUT. THE FUCK. UP. NO ONE CARES."
  5. "um wtf"
  6. "the only thing that could make this day worse is an email from my OH WAIT NVM."
  7. "grow up. do you bleed from your vagina? YES YOU DO. WE ALL DO. don't be a fucking idiot."
  8. "might vom"
  9. "the person who hasn't returned my most recent email does not hate me & will reply very soon. T/F VOTE NOW"