- A beard - I can't grow a beard and I can't think of the female equivalent of growing a beard. Not shaving your legs isn't the same thing.
- To wear a size medium shirt - I'd like to be bigger than I am as a woman, but not 'large.'
- Have 'rock-hard abs' - So I could walk around without my shirt on.
- To be bisexual - I wouldn't want sexual boundaries.
- Every video game system on the market including hand-held versions: Xbox, PS3, Wii (the black one), PSP, [the others] - I could have these things as a woman but as a man I would have more disposable income.
- To have sex with a prostitute(s) in a foreign country - I would wear a condom.
- A cat - I still wouldn't like dogs even if I was a guy.
- Manicures / Pedicures - I would care about these things.
- A female best friend - To keep me up to date with the world of women.
[i thought about seeing if thought catalog would want this list, but then decided it was too stupid for thought catalog, so i put it here so i could quit thinking about it. you understand.]