i put things in this draft and now i'm publishing it

i'm supposed to be less self-conscious now, but obviously that's not working. -

i would pay an extra ten to twenty cents per unit for tomato processing facilities to remove the core / stem bellybutton thing. you can't chew a sundried tomato's bellybutton. i can't believe no one has offered to just cut that off.

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if i had coffee i would drink it. i mean, if a cup was given to me. making my own coffee would require an intention i'd eventually have to defend, and it's too late for that. i'd like to stay up for days just so i could see myself evolve. she said, "i guess i'm not as emotionally evolved as you are. i wish i was." and the words in me didn't come out because even they couldn't believe she'd said that. evolution is progressive adaptation. evolution is progress. this isn't evolution. this is the cave dweller who couldn't make fire because he didn't try. this is penguins, but on purpose.

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cement boots. i mean, i'm wearing cement boots.

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i want a puppy.