best of: quotations and conversations i remember or wrote down from the summer

mko: whoa hey take your pants off! this is a no-pants room.me: but you're wearing shorts. mko: yes.

mko: i guess i could watch 'heroin town.'

me: hey i found my phone in the bathroom closet. mko: could this day get any better??!

mko: at least you don't live in somalia. (effectively ending every discussion ever)

mko: better on the bed than on the carpet! 'cause we can put the bed in the dishwasher.

mko: what if i lost my upper lip in a BATTLE??

mko: the only thing that could make this more dangerous is if i had a sword.